I’m real. I’m a real boy! – Pinocchio to Geppetto

I walk out the bathroom tonight and Sam and Max are sitting on the play room mattress watching some YouTube video an educational movie together (nice, right?). Sam is holding one of the American Flag solar lights we got from one of my favorite stores, Dollar Tree, to carry for the 4th of July festivities (which by the way I ended up forgetting and leaving them at home in the dark on the kitchen counter). So, back to the story –

I come out of the bathroom