At the store Max sees a shirt that is about a size 14.
Max: Ooooh! Look at this cool shirt mom!”
Mom: That is cool Max.
Max: Can we buy it, please!?!? Please mom!
Mom: honey, I think it’s too big for you.
Max: but I can wear it when I get bigger, please!
Mom: when you get bigger, we’ll come back and get it then.
Max: but it won’t be here when I get bigger.
How is this kid so smart? Can’t pull one over on him.